"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/02/2020 at 11:32 • Filed to: Police Blotter
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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
11/02/2020 at 11:32 • Filed to: Police Blotter | 3
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Enjoy, a little something for everyone this week, from doughnuts, cheese, beer, dogs and cows.
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6:09 p.m. A woman was hitting everyone and throwing drinks.
6:30 p.m. A man who thought he had COVID-19 was told to go to the hospital.
6:44 p.m. In a sure sign that winter has arrived, a black Subaru was “doing brodies” in a parking lot.
9:02 p.m. Three white trucks spinning brodies in a different parking lot may have been involved in a drug deal.
9:26 p.m. A “jacked up” truck with big tires was also spinning brodies.
9:38 p.m. A man left his wallet in a now-closed store.
10:18 p.m. Departing from the preferred local slang, two trucks were reported to be “doing donuts.”
12:46 a.m. A barn door was open.
6:03 a.m. A Kalispell dog dialed 911.
7:46 a.m. A man who has been trying to get in touch with deputies for two years about a “murder” was losing his patience.
8:44 a.m. A cat bit its owner.
8:44 a.m. A cow walked through a hole in a fence.
9:30 a.m. A “tubular object” was found in the road.
10:01 a.m. Someone asked about forming a neighborhood watch.
10:25 a.m. A Libby man was asking locals about “problem rabbits in the area.”
12:17 p.m. A suspicious man was carrying a sledgehammer around like a bat.
12:33 p.m. A dogfight in Kila was broken up.
12:52 p.m. A “Dear John letter” was spotted on the console of an abandoned vehicle.
1:09 p.m. A third-hand report of a vehicle almost hitting a crossing guard was investigated.
1:10 p.m. A man cut down trees that weren’t his.
1:35 p.m. A man walking around a Kalispell neighborhood was intercepted with a stack of political flyers.
1:57 p.m. A backpack full of clothes was found in a tree.
3:33 p.m. A man standing near an elementary school was holding a “conspiracy theory sign” and shouting at kids.
3:40 p.m. A mom attempting to scare a girl from talking to strangers online was reported to the police.
4:25 p.m. A man was upset that his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was throwing full beer bottles at him and not one of the five empty ones nearby.
6:07 p.m. A black cow was walking the streets.
6:11 p.m. A drone was harassing someone.
8:28 p.m. A Whitefish woman made a litany of break-in related allegations, including that her cheese was moved from a table into some nearby oil.
10:22 p.m. Two men were yelling at each other over a fence.
For Sweden
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 11:37 |
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 11:39 |
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When you first said you were doing Brodies... I was concerned... but fully supportive of whatever choices you make.
Nom De Plume
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 11:40 |
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4:25 p.m. A man was upset that his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was throwing full beer bottles at him and not one of the five empty ones nearby.
One man’s disaster is another man’s challenge to drink em on the fly. Service is certainly quick in that joint.
May this have the makings of an off spawn of Country music? Instead of lamenting the death of everything around on eself the erstwhile protagonist drinks, hollers, loses baggage, and has a grand old time tearing apart social diseases that could be keeping him down.
vondon302
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 11:40 |
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Damn rabbits.
Just Jeepin'
> vondon302
11/02/2020 at 11:47 |
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They are, indeed, an incredible nuisance.
(Forgot the pic the first time.)
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> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 12:20 |
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Well, what was that dog's emergency?
A Boy and His Longtail
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11/02/2020 at 12:27 |
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Yeah, I gotta know more about that
BaconSandwich is tasty.
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11/02/2020 at 12:35 |
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I pictured Lassie trying to use a cell phone, finally getting the number dialed, but then not being able to say what the emergency is.
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BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
11/02/2020 at 12:36 |
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The “spinning brodies” reminds me of something that happened here: some idiot was doing donuts in a church parking lot and kicked up a bunch of gravel, which broke a bunch of windows. Something like $15k in damages.
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> BaconSandwich is tasty.
11/02/2020 at 14:20 |
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I assume all 911 operators are fluent in dog
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11/02/2020 at 16:26 |
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11/02/2020 at 17:56 |
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Perfect